• sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
May 20th at 1PM / via: laughcentre / op: masturbuddy / tagged: fisting. pringles. sex. sext. / reblog / 32,446 notes

Dutch commercial telling people to be careful what they do on the internet.

what.

(Source: 4gifs)

May 10th at 11AM / via: laughcentre / op: 4gifs / tagged: what. netherlands. holland. europe. internet. lol. brother. sister. sex. incest. / reblog / 240,146 notes
afternoonsnoozebutton:


According to sources, as the film’s hero removed the woman’s shirt so that she was standing before him in nothing but a bra, Sophie Schaeffer, 15, exchanged a pained glance with her brother—the only instance of eye contact noted through the entire viewing of the sex scene.
At one point, when the camera began to cut away from the passionate embrace, reports indicate the family members felt a brief sense of relief, but their nerve-wracking agony returned immediately when the scene’s next shot revealed the couple was now on a bed and engaged in intercourse beneath its sheets.

(The Onion)

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

According to sources, as the film’s hero removed the woman’s shirt so that she was standing before him in nothing but a bra, Sophie Schaeffer, 15, exchanged a pained glance with her brother—the only instance of eye contact noted through the entire viewing of the sex scene.

At one point, when the camera began to cut away from the passionate embrace, reports indicate the family members felt a brief sense of relief, but their nerve-wracking agony returned immediately when the scene’s next shot revealed the couple was now on a bed and engaged in intercourse beneath its sheets.

(The Onion)

Getting the low down on Durex’s fundawear range

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Getting the low down on Durex’s fundawear range

Apr 19th at 5PM / tagged: durex. fundawear. sex. technology. / reblog / 2 notes
‘Looking to get nailed.’

#gayritesforall

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‘Looking to get nailed.’

#gayritesforall

Jan 15th at 12AM / tagged: grindr. gay. lol. jesus. religion. iphone. sex. omg. literally. / reblog / 6 notes

(Source: agriking)

Oct 8th at 2AM / via: afternoonsnoozebutton / op: agriking / tagged: math. school. lol. funny. haha. nightmares. sex. bdsm. / reblog / 17,883 notes

(Source: erikkkahh)

Jun 15th at 12PM / via: laughcentre / op: erikkkahh / tagged: lol. funny. chat up lines. boys. girls. sex. / reblog / 168,534 notes
Basically.

Basically.

(Source: tylerthecasserole)

Jun 6th at 4PM / via: laughcentre / op: tylerthecasserole / tagged: menstruation. lol. bummer. girls. boys. sex. / reblog / 248,106 notes
Facebook of the day.

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Facebook of the day.

It’s rare that I see or hear something that speaks to me as if I were the only person in the audience. I didn’t expect this kind of thing of Dan Savage.

This made me laugh and it made me cry.